Prof. Talk

Here are a bunch of lines which our dear Professors say all the time but they mean something different!

• This topic may come in the exam. (This topic is coming in exam)
• This topic may or may not come in exam. (This topic is not coming in exam)
• I need two more minutes to finish. (You will miss your lunch)
• This derivation is also important. (No need to remember it)
• Please don't talk. (please don't talk, even I can hear)
• You will study this at later stages. (I don't know what you are asking)
• The chalk is not good. (I forgot my notes at home)
• Feel free to ask me your doubts. (Who cares, even you know)
• I'll take random attendance. (I'll take attendance only on those days when no one shows up)
• Who knows the answer? (How many of you know the answer)
• This was already discussed in the class. (Again, I don't know what are you talking about)
• You should solve this assignment by Monday. (I can accept it by Thursday)
• We have an Extra class on Sunday. (My wife and children are out of town)
• I've never seen you in the class. (I've never seen you in the class)

Next time when you go for a lecture, do crack his words.